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Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Starting the kids early on bronco riding in Australia

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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