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Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Starting the kids early on bronco riding in Australia

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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