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Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Starting the kids early on bronco riding in Australia

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson


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