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Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Downer Rental Car thanks to Martin Grosse

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!

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Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Why didn't the armistice treaty require the Germans to lay down their accordions along with their arms? - Bill Bryson

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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