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Duct Tape Wall Bed

For those who incline to sleep on their walls

Duct Tape Wall Bed thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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