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Economy Flight

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Economy Flight thanks to Dave Stefiuk

Who needs a full set of wheels on an economy flight?

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The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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