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Economy Flight

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Economy Flight thanks to Dave Stefiuk

Who needs a full set of wheels on an economy flight?

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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