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Eye Examination Chart

Optometrist guide to what causes bad eyes

Get up from your chair and stand as far back as you can to read this...
Eye Examination Chart thanks to Ken Ward

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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