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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The only females that pursue me are mosquitoes. - Emo Philips

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir


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