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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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