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Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. - Bertrand Russell

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese


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