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Flying Cathedral Excuse

Seen any Flying Cathedrals lately?

Flying Cathedral Excuse thanks to Bob Tasse

Driving home after a couple beers

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Excitement to riot - Archie Bunker

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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