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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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