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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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