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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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