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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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