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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise. - St. Augustine

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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