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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman thanks to Don Delcourt

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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