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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!

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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U! thanks to Bob Tasse

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Rejection is a challenge. - Veronica Purcell

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence