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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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