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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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