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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Only if you resist what happens are you at the mercy of what happens, and the world will determine your happiness and unhappiness. - Eckhart Tolle

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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