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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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