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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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