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Light at End and Start of The Tunnel

Narrow tunnel vision requires a traffic light

Light at End and Start of The Tunnel thanks to Bob Tasse

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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