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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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