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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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