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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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