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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The future is a great land. - Unknown

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes


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