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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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