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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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