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Life in the slow lane

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Roundabout or Round-To-Where Traffic?

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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