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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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