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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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