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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell


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