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Scenic Country Walk

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Scenic Country Walk thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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