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Sex Education in Saskatchewan

'Plug and Play' Sex Education on the Prairies

Sex Education in Saskatchewan thanks to Steve Thackray

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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