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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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