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Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program

U.S. Navy releases terrorist in a truly humanitarian gesture

The U.S. Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning his extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier (USS Enterprise) in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 U.S. and a white 1965 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody. The attached photo (taken by Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise) shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy. Advice has it that the Navy has 472 '65 Ford Fairlanes on inventory - ex staff cars...
Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program thanks to Wally Zatylny

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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