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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers


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