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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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