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Visual Alarm Clock

New digital clock for the deaf and hearing impaired

Visual Alarm Clock thanks to Bob Tasse

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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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