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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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