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Woman's Odometer

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Woman's Odometer thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash


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