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Woman's Odometer

New odometer for women - with speeds that make sense

Woman's Odometer thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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