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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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