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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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