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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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