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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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