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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

At its best, life is completely unpredictable. - Christopher Walken

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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