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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is all about up and doing. - Unknown

My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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