#1 humor site on the 'net

'All You Can Eat' Breakfast

Be careful what you eat if it's 'All You Can Eat'

'All You Can Eat' Breakfast thanks to Bob Tasse

Choosing the safest buffet breakfast

QuotaBills
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


Mom Posting

Soul Repair

Grown Up Yet?

Chest Walk

Car Axident

Energy Saver

Karate Knife

God Darts

How To Improve New Orleans

Alberta Hood Ornament

Florida Golf Hazard

'Cover Girl' Magazine

Baby Clone

Smooth Leaning Shoes

One Glass Per Day

Paradise Found

Rastaurant

Billionaire Thoughts

Waiting Is Good

Low Expectation Autographs

Hide and Seek

1st Baby Photo

British Holiday

Katoomba Railway