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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


Super Size Mosquito

Perfectly In Tune With Nature

Crayola Keyboard

Turtle Leash

Beach Trick - Head's Up

Turbo Charged Computer

Redneck Neighborhood Watch

Time To Hang Up The Thong

Our Grate Lord

Vertical Roller Coaster Ride

Girl's Party

Sleep Driving

Portuguese Airport Runway

Nintendo Wedding Cake

Going Nowhere Mall

Skateboard Suit

Texas Truck

Tailgate Coyote

Montreal Canadian Fan

Canadian Man Cave

Puffin Walk

Wine Gum Lamp

Stepladder Bike

Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape