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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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