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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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