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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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