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Asphalt Reclaimers

What Amish farmers do when they've got too much pavement

Asphalt Reclaimers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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