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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen


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