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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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