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Bad Day Flyer

When a soft landing can lead to a good meal

Bad Day Flyer thanks to Darwin McKee

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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