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Bag Hang-Up

Hang your shopping and your Ex at the same time!

Bag Hang-Up thanks to Steve Thackray

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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