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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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