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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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