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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

People differ. Some object to the fan dancer, and others to the fan. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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