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Bill Mailbox

How Bubba gets rid of bills sent to his mailbox

Bill Mailbox thanks to Barry McCartney

Bill Mailbox thanks to Barry McCartney

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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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