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Canadian Winter Smile

Cold Greetings to the world from Canadian winter survivors

Canadian Winter Smile thanks to Bob Tasse

Snow face in the frigid north

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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