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Chinese Puzzle Car

If Ikea made cars...

Chinese Puzzle Car thanks to Bob Tasse

New this year, Chinese car, save $$$$, assembly required by customer

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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