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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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