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Cold Canada Winter

Signs that it might be getting cold in Canada

Cold Canada Winter thanks to Darwin McKee

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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