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Cold Canada Winter

Signs that it might be getting cold in Canada

Cold Canada Winter thanks to Darwin McKee

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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