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Dentist Bowling

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Dentist Bowling thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tooth Fairy for bowlers

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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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