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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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