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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo


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