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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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