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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

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The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. - Charles Schwab

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. - Eric Hoffer

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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