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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

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It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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