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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes

No Neck

Five Pound Note

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