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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

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A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Man is only half himself, the other half is his expression. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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