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Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

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A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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