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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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