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Finger's House

Pointed argument between neighbors

City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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