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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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